What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

I don't like

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?